This is our first gun. Worst two weeks I ever spent in my life. Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld I can't accept this credit card. Clark Griswald Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose! | Clark, Dinkums needs a long walk and a bath. I don't think I was speeding. Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside. Ed, the car salesman No shit. Directed by Harold Ramis. [talking about Aunt Edna] : On December 1, 1989, a new chapter of Griswold family dysfunction was unleashed upon the world when National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation made its debut in movie theaters and an instant. Long ago would be 30 years as of tomorrow, because National Lampoon's Vacation opened theatrically on July 29, 1983. Clark Griswald Poor little guy. Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld [Delivering the eulogy for Aunt Edna, flatly]. If everything were like home, there would be no reason for leaving home. Except for your diaphragm. 10. I'm dead. But, now I'm glad I did. : [after being in the desert for too long, Clark begins to go insane] Clark Griswald : The heat. Here's the leash, sir. Rusty Griswold When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation. Well, we could leave her here and the first phone we pass, we could call your Cousin Normie and he could come and get her, I guess. Rusty Griswold : When filming the scenes for Walley World, they often had to do several . : Rusty Griswold Clark Griswald The 68-year-old actress reunited with her former co-stars Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo over the weekend, as. : The moron knows we're coming and he isn't home. Aunt Edna Clark Griswald Motorcycle Cop Look, I've already told you: I can't accept a check without a major credit card. : That's not a real gun, is it Clark? You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! : He sure as Hell can't take a hint. We have no business being in a neighborhood like this! From the movie: Vegas Vacation. Clark Griswald Cousin Eddie I had a pooch like this when I was a kid. It's been 30 years since Clark Griswold lit up the world with his insane Christmas lights display in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Explain this, you son-of-a-bitch! The humor magazine that ran from 1970 to 1998 got into the movie business in 1978 when it put its name . : : It's not as if it's going to rain or something. Clark Griswald This is a Magnum P.I. Rusty Griswold [confused] Yeah, I bet you could use a cool one, eh? . director of photography Film Editing by Pembroke J. Clark Griswald Clark Griswald Honey, Number 1: I've already called the bank and told them you lost them. Clark Griswald Don't just blurt it out about Edna dying. Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? Motel Desk Clerk Roy Walley Director Harold Ramis Writer John Hughes (screenplay) Stars Chevy Chase Beverly D'Angelo Imogene Coca See production, box office & company info Watch on AMC+ with Prime Video Channels . Clark Griswald Maybe the neighbors know where he is. No. Chevy Chase, 79, is widely recognized for his portrayal of Clark Griswold in five National Lampoon's Vacation films. Two native Americans on horses watch him]. : How old was Chevy Chasein National Lampoon's Vacation? Clark Griswald Honey, I'm not an ordained minister; I'm doing my best, OK? Live veteran Chevy Chase, were as beloved . He's been making audiences laugh for years in the National Lampoon's Vacation film series, but Chevy Chase doesn't joke around when it comes to being the dad of his four kids. Clark Griswald Product Information. Hot! What are you talking about? : Then it was 1980's golf wise-cracker Ty Webb in Caddyshack that ultimately catapulted Chevy to multiple franchises, among them Fletch and, of course . : Comedy In the fourth outing for the vacation franchise, the Griswolds have to survive Vegas fever when they go to Las Vegas for a fun family vacation. On an impulse, Clark grabs the cash and sticks the filled-out check in the cash register]. It's a quest. She can't weigh more than 100 pounds. Ellen Griswold : : Ellen Griswold : : : Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home? Ellen Griswold : Boat leaves in two minutes or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away? You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! : Ed, the car salesman First, the Griswolds try to corner it, then the rottweilers chase it all over the house, causing mayhem and destruction everywhere they go. You didn't order the Metallic Pea? In 2022, Brinkley competed in the 7th season of The Masked. Clark Griswald Clark Griswald As long as you don't tie me to the rear bumper. Rusty Motel Desk Clerk I have $6.13 to my name, so I can see we're going to have to work something out here between us. I'm just trying to treat my family to a little fun. Clark Griswald It didn't come in. Motel Desk Clerk Tables, chairs, bookshelves, and china cabinets are all collateral damage in pursuit of the furry fiend. : Six Flags Magic Mountain - 26101 Magic Mountain Parkway, Valencia, California, USA. The 14 year old, who'd only acted in local plays and a few forgettable TV movies, quickly proved he could hang with the likes of Chevy Chase and Juliette Lewis as he lit up the screen with. So how much is it? Clark is in front of an open dishwasher but he just wipes the dirty dishes with a towel and puts them in the cabinet. I think you're all fucked in the head. Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash? All of it, boy! [to Clark] : Roy Walley What? There wasn't much funny about 2020, well we did find a few things and we meme'd them. : In the 1992 movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation the Character of Audrey Griswold is played by Juliette Lewis (previously portrayed by Dana Barron and Dana Hill and later by Marisol. : Jesus, it's only the biggest damn hole in the world. Official Sites It's possible that that cut scene inspired the ill-advised 2003 sequel, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure. Fucking-A right he owes us! Davenport : more on this quote . Clark : : Clark Griswald Clark, I need my vanity case. Motorcycle Cop You don't know? Don't you trust me? : WATCH: 'Christmas Vacation' Cast Reunites For Old Navy Nov 26, 2012, 08:39 AM EST Cue up Mavis Staples. Would you watch your mouth! No, it isn't. Clark Griswald We thought you enjoyed fruitcake. "National Lampoon: Christmas Vacation" stars Beverly D'Angelo and Chevy Chase played Ellen and Clark Griswold in the 1989 holiday film as well as in other installments of the franchise. And with my 70 year old old man, I watch Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation. Clark, will you listen to me? By what name was National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) officially released in India in Hindi? Relax, it's all part of the act. Chevy Chase was already a box office star when he took on the role of Clark Griswold for the third time. He last played the character in the 2015 movie Vacation, which starred Ed . We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. . See the plight kids? Taxi! : : Rusty : We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! All they have to do is look for the buzzards. This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy! Chase was born October 8, 1943, to a concert pianist mother, Chathalene Chase, and a book editor father, Edward Tinsely Chase. I can't do that, sir. He spent his 20s doing odd jobs but wanted to pursue a career in comedy. : Excuse me. I guess I've missed an awful lot. Let's go, Russ. Whatever happens, just trust me. Here boy! Davenport : Uh, they don't close Florida. See more ideas about christmas vacation, christmas vacation costumes, national lampoons christmas vacation. : When Clark and Ellen are doing the dishes, you can see Ellen just brush the leftover food into the sink and then hand the plate to Clark. : Ellen Griswold Some Christmas movies just become instant classics, and that's what happened to this one. (Photo by Warner Brothers/Getty Images) National Lampoon's . But it is a shame. : Harold Ramis Producer: Matty Simmons Writer: John Hughes Release Date (Theaters): Jul 29, 1983 wide Release Date (Streaming): Aug 19, 2003 Runtime: 1h 38m Distributor: Warner Bros. Sound Mix: Mono. Tough little mutt Ellen Griswold | Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld Hot! : I told you I'm not angry anymore. It'll be real easy for Cousin Normie to find her. : Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death? : : DON'T BE SCARED! We can always cash a check down the road. Could you please tell how to get back on the expressway? Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we? : : Clark Griswald I'm in complete control. So, this is the old homestead, eh? : Cousin Eddie This time they're trying to have a picture book, old-fashioned Christmastime--even though all the in-laws are dropping by, including Clark's (Chevy Chase) redneck cousin, Eddie (Randy Quaid). She does not wash the dish. : Merry Christmas to you, Clark! : I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. Clark Clark Griswald : Taxi! Ellen Griswold - Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.". Ellen Griswold This holiday season, Clark Griswold [CHEVY CHASE] vows his clan will enjoy "the most fun-filled family Christmas ever." Before you can sing "Fa-la-la-la-lah," he decks the halls with howls of folly in the perennial favorite National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. she appears to be 17 while he seems younger than before at only about 14 years old . Mechanic 1 Clark Griswald Let me handle this. I distinctly ordered the Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon with the C.B. : You've been exeeding the speed limit for thousands of miles! Clark I don't give a frogs fat ass who went through what. The Griswold family's plans for a big family Christmas predictably turn into a big disaster. Clark Griswald Finally, one of the hounds chases it into the kitchen, with Clark in hot pursuit. The 79-year-old actor is starring in the upcoming R.L. I'm sure they're not repairing every ride at the same time. Clark Griswald Clark Griswald Ellen Griswold Clark Griswald And absolutely everything goes wrong as a simple trip quickly becomes a madcap cross-country odyssey and heroic quest in search of National Lampoon's Vacation. This is no way to run a desert! Motorcycle Cop Cousin Eddie 50 yards Clark Griswald I'm glad you liked it. Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : : : Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state? : I just want you to ask yourself one thing. Dad wasn't speeding. : : Fuck yo mama! Christmas Vacation was directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik, written and co-produced by John Hughes, and starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, and Randy Quaid with supporting roles by Miriam Flynn, William Hickey, Mae Questel, Diane Ladd . Oh, nothing but the best. That hurt, Ellen. Oh Ellen, the old west was dirty. Clark Griswald National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Harold Ramis Writing Credits (in alphabetical order) Cast (in credits order) verified as complete Produced by Music by Ralph Burns Cinematography by Victor J. Kemper .